This week, I'm sick n' self-quarantined. Can the golden era of Nickelodeon kids sitcoms help cure what ails me?

 

Ingredients

  • 2 pieces fried chicken

  • 8-10 cough drops, unwrapped

  • 2 whole eggs

  • 2 sardines

  • Hot sauce (Tapatio)

  • 4 marshmallows

  • Yellow mustard

  • Orange Soda

  • ½ cup pickle juice

Method

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

  1. In a blender, place 2 pieces of fried chicken, handful of unraveled cough drops, 2 whole raw eggs including the shells, 2 sardines, a few drops of hot sauce, a handful of marshmallows, a generous squeeze of yellow mustard, ½ cup of pickle juice and covering all the ingredients with orange soda. 

  2. Blend together until all the ingredients have been blended together into a smoothie like texture.

  3. Don’t drink it.